
Ahoy all!
Today I figure I will make a list on what to bring to Hamilton Island - I have to be killer prepared in case I get "The Best Job in the World."
Top 10 Things Needed for Hamilton Island:
1. Flips flops
2. Salt - A World History. A New York Times Bestseller by Mark Kurlansky
3. A deck of cards
4. Binoculars
5. A bottle of The Original Sailor Jerry Spiced Navy Rum - 92 Proof
* So far I am on the beach in the nude except for flip flops reading Salt. Decidedly I want to quench my thirst with the rum...things turn a little hairy here...I need to send out a message in a bottle but without a pen I have to create Origami genius and fold up a card into an elephant. I don't know what the message means but it is an elephant message and it is in the bottle. With the binoculars I suss out the sea - nothing but blue. I look down the beach and see...
6. Bikini
* ...that girl STOLE my bikini!!!!!
7. Camera - not just any camera but the Canon EOS5D Mark II
8. Lottery tickets
9. Sarong
10. Sunglasses
* About those lottery tickets...I got lucky getting here and I just can't take the chance to lose millions!
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