Bush-wacking!

Ahoy all!

When I win "The Best Job in the World," I'm pretty sure that some high-profile type people are going to want to know how I managed to get the world's best job. Now that he has moved out of the White House, I am pretty sure that George W. Bush will come knockin' looking for some solid career advice.

No need for a sit down Prezzy Bush, my advice to you is this: don't go back to the grind right away! After eight years of a job well done, take up a hobby and relax!

New hobbies for Prezzy Bush:

1. Tag the White House
2. Feed the birds
3. Jump through hoops
4. Learn to read and writing
5. Hunt

Best of luck to you Georgie - looking for a new job sucks!