Ahoy all!
I just realized, when I win "The Best Job in the World," I can't show up to Australia looking pale and ghastly - I have to represent my nation and get me a tan-tastic tan! We all know that we get further in life with a positive attitude and a healthy glow. So even though it's winter in Vancouver, I just have to get a little experimental in getting that perfect year round brown.
How to make your skin look less naked:
1. Tan
2. Tan some more
3. Make-up
4. Bacon
5. Tan again
To prove that I am the most committed candidate for the job, my top priority is to get a killer sunburn and turn into a tan-a-holic legend.
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