Ahoy all!
“Hi, my name is Marcella and I have an addiction. I am a blogger and I am an addict – I have been addicted for 10 days.” As you can see, I am a total wreck who needs professional help and a 12 step program. Apparently, the first step in recovering from any addiction is admitting that you feel powerless, or is it feeling guilty? – No mind. I have decided to take the bull by the horns, and join a session or two of B.A.F.F.L.E. in hopes of having a spiritual awakening. With a little help from group therapy I am sure to win a couple of B.A.F.F.L.E. chips, and still make the grade for “The Best Job in the World!”
Valuable lessons learned at B.A.F.F.L.E:
1. Make important decisions
2. Exercise patience
3. Renew your faith
4. Control your emotions
5. Understand real life
It’s hopeless folks! I accidentally sat in on a session of N.U.B.B.S. resulting in relapse right back into my secret sin. Here’s hoping for the best!!!
* B.A.F.F.L.E. (Bloggers Are Fidgety Folk Losing Eyesight)
* N.U.B.B.S. (Never Underestimate Blabbing Blog Stars)
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